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AtTheBreakOfDawn..TheChemialGenocideAwaitsUsAll..

2008-11-20T05:17:00.002+08:00

a very early morning to our dear readers!!

welcome to the early morning edition of...CAKUKMASTER!!

okay today if some of you dont know..
is the Start of the PureScience exams for all sad Science stream students!!

today is chemistry..
next monday is biology..
and next tuesday is physics..
and finally..on thursday is english for science and technology (EST)

after dat..hehe FREEDOM!!

so well..
wish us luck!!

and know dat our faithfull authors!
Myself and Riversean
will be back with more wacky lamentations after this hurdle!!

thank you for being so supportive of this site and cheerio oh mates!!

chaaaaaoooooooah!!

RyuugA

TheBattle and our diction

2008-11-16T01:01:00.006+08:00

Sorry dear readers for the silence from our blog. Its been a shitty week,2 more prosaic,mood dimming,grinding week for me and the other authors.Anyways, today i wanna blog about NEW VOCABS.

Ever since me and ryuuga's frequent tannying, we came up with rather universal curse words. Some were taken from mapek slangs to add a lil flavor to it ..

For our first word "SPACESHIP">> meaning Orgy,spinning orgy or group sex.
origin> penang rempits
sentence>>> Wei babe mari kiter buat spaceship ngan mak minah tu.
nouns and adjectives> berspaceship,mengspaceship,berspaceship-spaceship,spaceshipping,berspaceshiping
additions>SPACESHIP ROTI CANAI
meaning>spin the girl while shes on your ding dong.

2. Togeter-geter
meaning>> together,close friendship,doing something simultaneously
orgin>> said to be from some malay radio station.
sentence>Mari kiter togeter-geter makan babi
nouns and adjectives>togeter-geterring,bertogeter-geter
additions>none

3.SiongKia
meaning>drive by.
origin>ryuuga's car and myanmar
sentence>OK...ok...ok bro ready ah,ready bro.....1....2.....3....SIONGKIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
nouns& adjectives>none
additions>none
4.Poopypt
meaning>bitch,slut,whore,
origin>kota ria
sentence>John! your a poopypt
nouns & adjectives>poopypting,pooppytness,poopyptlization
additions>JOHN THE POOPYPT
meaning>john is a poopypt
5.Kuchita
meaning>annoying ryuuga,disturbing,fucking,bitching,wacking,gang rape,bully
origin>also in ryuuga's car
sentence>we shall kuchita john when he reaches the roundabout.
nouns & adjectives>kuchitaring,berkuchita
additions>none

6.Puzzle
meaning>no specific meaning,but closely related to emotional drinking expression
origin>WC
sentence>I must solve the puzzle,the puzzle is waiting for me!!
noun adjectives>puzzling,berpuzzle-puzzle,puzzleness,puzzlizing,berpuzzlelan
additions>none
6.Fon'sour
meaning>french waiter hairstly/ center parting
origin>riversean
sentence>i am fench,and my hair is fon'sour
nouns & adjectives>berfon'sourlan
addition>Don't touch My Fon'sour
meaning>seriously don't touch my hair.

more or less like this dude

7.Khaleed
meaning>drinking spot,drinking session,getting piss drunk,pakistani guard
origin>the field near soong's house
sentence>we khaleed tonight like we've never khaleed before.
nouns & adjectives>none
additions>Khaleed not working
meaning>khaleed off duty

not khaleed.

Khaleed!!

8.sport rim

meaning>sporting
origin>mek
sentence>alar ko x sport rim ar
nouns & adjectives> none
additions>Mek is a malay boy
meaning>there is no meaning for a malay boy

ini baru sport rim

9.Morbid
meaning>for farewells
origin>pavitra
sentence>this blog is soo morbid,all about farewells
nouns&aedjectives>none
additions>pavitra dont make sense

meaning>dungu

THIS IS MORBID

10.Rough Hokkien Chick
meaning>one of me and ryuuga's goodfriends gf
origin>macdonalds
sentence>he likes a good rough time with his rough hokkien chick
nouns & adjectives>none,sadly
additions>he likes pain,extreme pain
meaning>RHC gives him pain

guess whats wrong with this pic?

hail xashtur!!!

OurGraduationFromTheInstistutionWeCallSanitarium

2008-11-02T20:00:00.005+08:00

Had Our Graduation on friday..notin extreme..rather tacky but fun nevertheless!!
Hey it aint bout the ambience..its bout the fantabulous incredulous ridulosity
you can have with buds who have been wit u throughout high school!!
So Kudos to our Life as high-schoolers!!

From left..Yi Zhong/Jordell..Afiq/Pocong Troll..Foo/Fuu..Me..Shyuan/Angela
Annastasia Dionysia Lay..Denise/Mangkuk..dat hantu behind is Sarguna/Cow

there were WAY more pics..but i havent got them!!

here is a link to the facebook site wit the photos!!
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=45669&id=702318232&ref=nf

SMKKK IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE STUDENTS WHO MAKE IT HELL!!

MAGNUS EXORCIMUS EL DIABLO SIGARDIO SANCTUS!!

laterz peeps..
oh btw..i dono how to off the underline thingy..NOO

lol

ciao readers!

This Concludes The CakukMaster Broadcast of the day..
Ryuuga signin off..

tzzzzzzzzzzz..Poof!

DayAtSatan'sResidence

2008-10-31T00:24:00.003+08:00

lol must have been a really borin day man!!
this happened yesterday..which was wednesday!!

pretty much a super borin day!!
studied a bit..parents were out!
had to go lunch..searched for a luncheon buddy..
to no avail..fate paired me up with Satan's shadow on earth..
RIVERSEAN!

ok so i picked him up after searchin for a shirt..then we drove around
lookin for a spot to get sum grub..most of the shops were dirty..DUH!
so we tot we'd try out this shop..MEATBALL NOODLE HOUSE!!

to be honest..pork meat balls rock!! PORK IS TASTY BUT OH SO FREAKY!!
then we were bored..so tot id hang at Satan's Abode for awhile!
Satan graciously agreed!!

went to his house..sed his to his MAMA..met his young bro..Mitchell..
who is such a small little tyke! Told Satan to show me sum guitar shredding!

he played it pretty good! easily for about an hour+!!
then we decided to rock out and headbang with dum rock tunes!!
we did..ROB ZOMBIE with his album..THE SINISTER URGE!!

awesome songs like Iron Head..Dead Girl Superstar and House Of 1000 Corpses!!
real fun! we sang and screamed and simply went wild!!
then after goofin off a bit i took leave of my demonic bro!!

took sum pics too!! HAHA

HeIsMineFOREVER!!

India dengan MichaelLontong!

JewCuriAkuPunyaTopi!!

Dats it for now!

we gonna try doin more Photo blog posts from now on..its kinda fun actually!!

Thank You For Visiting CakukMaster!!

WE MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE LITTLE PIGGIES!! GRUUEEEEEKKKK!!!

take care ya'll!
Ryuuga did a Houdini!
*POOF*

The Deepavali Day

2008-10-28T23:08:00.010+08:00

Hello folks...Well I'm here to post my Deepavali day with most of my classmates...It was KICK ASS..Got up in the afternoon..waited for ryuuga to pick me up...then picked Mr.foo up...Then we went on a open house spree...was kick ass food and people all day...oh oh oh besides that it was kenx lil bro's bday and he had another open house..so me and ryuuga and josh pit stopped over and got ourselves a lil chinese cuisine and beer. I'm gonna post pics now.hehe enjoy.. I s

SpaceshipBros

TouchME

The Indian

PeaceGuru

WeWishWeWereHigh

JoshOnWeed

hail xashtur!!!

Relinquish and Be Damned..

2008-10-26T00:03:00.004+08:00

felt like bloggin so yeah..

relinquish the day the demon fell..
overcome the damned hurt of love..
pray for a time of myth and lore..
pray that love will come once more..

demons and saints traverse our lives..
they live hints and pointers from time to time..
though there are those who argue of the existence of these creatures..
failure to believe is merely a portrayal of self ignorance..

when push comes to shove..
they are always wat is to be called..
the watchers..the overseers..

over the topic of other-worldly entourage..
lets bring ourself to something more close to home..
like the pain that comes from punching a wall..
kicking an object..
or merely screaming out loud..

these hurt ourself..
yet we do it..
we feel relieved after..
regardless of what hurt it caused..

the mind is a very complex tool..
as well as a curse..
with the ability to rationalize..
mankind possesses its greatest ability..
as well as its core downfall..

when rationality fails..
human lust takes over..
let this be what it forever will remain..
the greatest human failure..

the failure to repent...

(i dono why da hell i typed dat stuff..but guess its here to stay..lol)

sincerely for our race,
..Ryuuga..

The Revile Truth.

2008-10-19T02:10:00.003+08:00

We're decent from the intelligence that was never meant for this world,our needs and hunger will never be satisfied, pulverize every obstacle,Saint's will fall,evils will be hailed.We persevere with pernicious options just to achieve our motives.

An offing time the existence of a god and a devil will be just a symbol,as we are our own gods and devils, our concepts,ideas,laws and principles will be our religions.

Race,religion,culture ,tradition and history of the old world will be obliterated,to make way for unity, peace and true democracy.

The human race will be the omnipotent species if we realize we are untouchable,If we know that believing what we cannot touch,what we cannot smell,what we cannot feel and what we cannot see isn't the truth,only then dreams,inspiration and creation can blossom into making the impossible,possible.

A dove cannot flaunt it's beauty without being set free,a gun cannot fire without a target,a masterpiece cannot be written without a maestro, a calvary cannot besiege without its general.

True unity and democracy will be preposterous if we are labeled by race,religion,culture and tradition.Only a total reset of the current mentality will the give birth to a new beginning.

A total annihilation of our so called identity,will then cause us to realize that we are HUMANS and no other.The perception of skin color would be only known has the region of the earth we origin from but not from what country or race.We do not realize that we do not need to be labeled by our race,religion or culture.The true identity of us is HUMANS.

This might seem extreme,nonsensical,puerile or even a crime to MOST but if we yearn for a true revamp this is the only genuine path. As we are labeled as quickly we are born,and thought that only "their god" is true and believing in no god is the high way to hell,well then thats why humanity is in
hell.

BUT

for now, this change cannot take place as we are hold back by factors which behest our society for example
>> the spiritual state of the majority of the human race.Most of us are spiritually and mentally incapable of self believe,self motivate and being realistic.We often rely on a higher power(god),which we know no vestige of His existence, for forgiveness,redemption,blessing and give thanks.For we know,if we are alone He will be there to cushion us,console us and guide us.For those who are very low willed powered.They need such entity.

>> another key factor is loosing foot hold.Governments,religious ministry,political parties, terror groups etc etc will loose its key factor of influence ,its propagandas and whatever self political motivated plans it has. Reasons to have another war or even another bombing would be just unsubstantial.

As i would love to elaborate further on this matter,time does not permit,and my eyes are shutting soon.As for people reading this,I am not preaching nor asking you to believe what i said.This is my perception.Your valid to give your own., for those who disagree, which i know are many,leave a comment.

hail xasthur!

A Tourniquet Of Our Institution

2008-10-18T15:38:00.002+08:00

as sean has said before me..i too shall leave my own..

we climbed mountains,
traversed rivers,
burnt fields,
and took out revolvers,

the people who were with me never faltered,
men and women of every ethnicity,
happy insane retarded and of course..emo,
these people made life a total maelstrom,

this storm made me believe dat my freinds are saints,
they are there no matter wat,
depite the cost and the cause,
they shed blood and claim it with you,

i have met many people in this war,
people whose names are etched on my heartstone,
the names of sean and many others are written on me in the blood of millions,
this may seem strange to some of you,
but friends like these dont come by everyday,
some search forever and traverse lifetimes,
and never succeed,

whoever it is that keeps this world afloat,
the enigma who makes and destroys according to HIS will,
i thank you for putting me here,
with this people who never falter,

i love this class,
with my heart and soul,
its one of those things,
that never grow old,

those who are our neighbours,
who are not of our class,
must not be deemed unworthy,
i have met many others of unmeasurable nobility,
the 'shuffling' and 'drinking' we share,
is like tattoos on my chest,

take care of yourselves,
and know that im near,
you all know what we will do for each other,
so i bid you adieu,

etched by ryuuga,
in memory of our institution,
where our high school ends,
and our adulthood begins

An Ode For My Beloved Class

2008-10-18T15:26:00.003+08:00

these steps I've taken, is it in hundreds,in thousands or is it in millions?
these steps carry on
seems to be without ending
seemingly infinity

I now know its not these steps that count,
I now know every step I've taken has gave me so much,
I know now the beauty of friendship,the awful heartbreak and the priceless love for all i have

mistakes that brought more wisdom then tears
i now learn that forgiving isn't easy,
that hurt becomes vengeance,
but love becomes infinity

life took me on a journey,
like a cycle,
like a play,
throwing me onto my knees,
bringing me the brutal truth of reality
all i have been through has showed me that the pretty painted picture,
has another side to it,
with these memories i hold, not the torn of my heart but my mentor,

my triumphs over this unpredictable journey i was never left battling in solemn,
i was never abandoned when i sounded for retreat,i was never let to die when i was wounded,
for i have my guns, my soldier, my medic
and their loyalty which every battle scenic,worth it all

and now the thought of moving forward scares me,
for I've been living in this comfort,
this place so familiar to me,
this place where i grew up knowing from right to wrong,

its just taking a step ahead,
i know it should be easy as they say,
but the thought of leaving it all behind,
the bitter picture of every face would change,every laughter would be silenced,
as we decent to a territory unknown,uncharted...

the end is profound, lets amends all grudges, graffiti every smile
and make the most of it while it lasts,this picture will forever be treasured,
as the journey ends with the word......GRADUATED....

hail xasthur! piece of riversean.

When Blood Runs Cold..The Fire Moans

2008-10-18T15:22:00.002+08:00

well im just gonna vent out sum emotion in this here post..its really tearin at my chest..

when we walked thru the rain on that eventfull day, i know i promised never to go away,
its a failure i will never live down, take me out from this land, cast me down into the sand,
just let me live like a revenant, death merely eludes me,

emotions cause many things, love and hate a mere number, you are the epitome of my disaster,
give me a coin flip before this massacre, sorry for all the pain ive put you through,
jus know that im always here for you, like a dreamcatcher floating above you,
your a wonderful creation, it pains my heart to cause such desecration,
if we ever cross roads again, let it be as friends would say, a chance meeting at the river bay,

cuz ive been travelling for so long, been stumbling all along, took a path of the lone one,
i have peace in my heart, a mere reprieve from an impending requiem, thanks for calling,
now as we go our separate ways, i hope we have noting more to lose, cuz all i want from you
is the smile which burned me thru, your an inate crash sound thru all my pain

as my blood flows down, thick and black, i may not be perfect but im wholly and true, i may not
be worthy in your eyes but you know it aint true, i wanna be the last one, the last one tonite!

goodbye as lovers, goodbye as partners, goodbye as couples, welcome my friend...

i shall now wear this mask, which is etched on my skin, not real nor fake, merely my identity

so i salute you for holding on, and your definitely not past mistake, take care girl,
as i jump in this abyss, know dat its certain bliss...

Letter Of Amends

2008-10-17T21:15:00.002+08:00

I know this isn't an apology,I know I've done so wrong to your heart,
I know Your hearts covered in the deep scar I've
made,I Know Sorry would be The most shallow word to say, After All i did,
Your Still close to me,dear to me, if i would
to loose u forever, ill spend my nights in this solemn paved red sky,
Swords of us have clashed,visions in bleak, shower with a thousand sorrows,
your still forever dear to me,

the times that we've spend, is it lost or treasured in us?
questions i hope you'll never answer

walls of this broken cries. the dagger i drove in our ship,
part of us we cannot rekindle, i don't wanna live without your smile

not without a fight,not without a thought,hear me out before you scratch me out
of your life,stop the reasons, strip the anger,just shatter this glass before
it breaks us forever.

take me out of your hate. settle your raging fire,take me out of your pain
cause i never ever wanna live without your acre smile...

hail xasthur! piece of riversean

Girls will be girls

2008-10-17T19:59:00.003+08:00

She caught sight of the blissful view of tragedy,she sang the sorrows from the epitaph of your demise,shes like a tourniquet of your bleeding heart,You try to devise a plan to free yourself from her grasp but your locked onto her lips

Her scent inundate the very core of my sanity,my hormones and instincts become my conscience, this is a love blasphemy,so intoxicating yet benign, forcefully emerging from the grounds of my depression.

Her plague beleaguering, intoxicating, devouring, suffocating my independents. What I'm left is questions that will haunt and never be answered,I doubt forever,as I know feelings of these is just the impending doom.

Still image of her still linger in me, the black rose once runs black is now bleeding red, is this blatant? is there vestige of true felicity with her? is this not a fallacy? ....damn the questions.

I turn to the left, no wall,no fence,no limit..eternity is all that is paved.on the right,the constraints of commitment,the boundaries of my guilty pleasures and the leech of responsibilities.

Should i falter now? should i squander time of such matter?

answers which i know are macabre...

hail xasthur!! piece of riversean.

Genocide Inter Night Entry Exit Disaster Your Onyx Into New Molten Yellow Liquid Inate Flower Enigma

2008-10-14T00:22:00.003+08:00

THIS..
Is...

CAKUKMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol hey hey!!
how ya'll doin tonite!!

was originally plannin to do a SPECIAL post for my good buddy FuuBoy..
however that will have to wait..due to blogger being a skank!!

either way hope you guys are havin fun with life..
cuz i hate to say it..but life is CERTAINLY having fun with you!!

i went and found a few quotes..which are pretty nifty..here you go

(please be warned that some of this content is vulgar..yet hilarious!!)

1. If death cannot be stopped..why run when you can fight?
2. Life Is A Bitch.. Cuz if it were a Whore..it would be easier!! (insanely true)
3. Dont tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!!
4. If God was a girl..there would be less wars and more sales!!
5. If God was a man..the rivers would flow beer and gambling would be a profession!!

dats all for now..the rest are rather..rascist and fanatical at the same time!!
either way hope you guys dont take it too emotionally..after all..every1 loves a good laugh!!!
XD!!

take care!!

Da Jew..out!!

ExamsAreStupid

2008-10-08T00:16:00.006+08:00

Prove of our future generations are in the shitters...

hail xasthur!!

The End

2008-10-05T23:40:00.003+08:00

Its endin.... one whole week of hols...just like tht....well 36 days more to spm...and im shittin around with my pals....im gonna miss sleepin at 6am and wakin at 2 ... yellin siong kia to unknown people...bak kut teh shops are evil... bitch!

anyways, im still searchin for my bollywood babe, gonna get some curry flavor for once.... ryuuga's race is just soo fuckin hard to get.... ryuuga loves coconut oil btw... hahaha..kiddin.. neways to any of u reading this... recommend me if u know anyway of'em..

specs are
> dnt smell like coconut oil or Mr.foo
>not too overloaded with hair
>fair
>not conservative
>fairly good att
>speaks eng(my tamil sucks)
>it would be cool if she likes metal

neways thts about it..im full of shit... bye! hail xasthur!!

You talking about me, boy?

2008-10-05T21:27:00.001+08:00

I'm depressed la bitch, don't diss me sayin' i ain't hangin with my bros for another reason.

Crash And Burn..The Summer Squirms!!

2008-10-05T20:59:00.001+08:00

yeooooooo!!

hey hey!!

tot id blog!!

my authors and me have agreed to put sum life posts here once in a while!!

so yea..

guess id better start!!

hols have been fuckin BORING!!

can die man..

i got my good fren Sean to go lepak once in a while!!

my leng lui in subang oso..bising bising sampai i had to go!!

haha..but it was fun!!

VERY FUN!! (evil glint in eye..with transylvanian music)
ROFL!!

other den dat..was lame as hell..
occasional gamin marathon wit my chinese niggers!!

haha and last nite..Had A Talk with sumone..

sum1 very very close to heart..
glad could get her out of her abyss!!
get her back on solid ground!!

hey dats my SKILL MAN!!

haha..To The Girl Mentioned above..Stay Smiling ayte..and Know dat this Hantu is always hear!

and to my USJ12 chic!!
you freakin tatooed my phone..your..EVERYWHER!!

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!

lol!!

ayte laterz ppl!!
You Rock My World!

p.s. I LOVE YOU SEAN!!

ROFL!!

and Foo..cmon man..its been ages..come back to your bro's man!!

anywayz takin care of your butts!!..

Ryuuga Out!!

*POOF*!!

SuperPeople

2008-09-29T22:50:00.004+08:00

I am Iron man,Balls of fury,durable dick,body like Bill Murray..
We are BABE TEAM
I like fat people they rock...they got FUPA(fat upper pussy area)
I like sleeping on them,its like lying on a water bed...
Fat people enliven me...enthrall me!

fuck im soo bored..

The Family Mob(bullshit)

2008-09-26T00:21:00.002+08:00

This was written pre-request from E, other people that reads and find it interesting and wants to join the family, leave me a comment... So I'll start from the very beginning... It was 2003, I was 12, being a gangster was going for suicide that time, but i still insisted, so there, i was just a small and very young kid start off, of cause i dint do it alone, someone else helped, his name was C, he's the smartest street-smart person i knew till now, the teaches me how to be the number one in the streets, taught me how to fight, how to manage my things, especially getting through the other families... I got my crew of 18 people from 12 years old to 20 years old, C told me it will be hard for members to respect me at my current age, so i let him be my adviser, but to the family knowledge, he's the leader... Its this time, i started my small little operation, following the biggest leader( A.K.A Don Michelle ). Me and the Don was related as family( real family bloodline)... The Don gave C to guide me through my life as part of the family... I did things very wild... 16Th January 2004, my teenage life starts, this is when i have to go through the local thugs wannabe gangsters... I've been involve in street fights at least 14 times on that year, just to prove i own this streets and i deserve my respect... 3rd April 2005, i was declared as the strongest in the streets, that time i notice... Fighting for streets is just barbaric... So i ordered to take down all the small gang leaders... Of cause it wasn't easy, i got my scar from it... 20 November 2005 i was call-ed my The Don herself personally to meet her in China, i went... My life change after that meeting... 1st January 2006, i was ask to shift for a more normal and peacefull life in Kota Kemuning... My family wanted me to know how it feels to be normal and powerless, so i promise i will not start recruiting people here... Things in my area was normal and could be better if i was around, i left my command to C, while i'm gone... I also appointed A, as my personal assistant and personal adviser, for your knowing A is a girl... nothing much happen in 2007... 4th March 2008 i was given a chance to make this mob as my own with the supervision of The Don herself... So till June 2008, i stop my little operation as i wanted to focus on this exam... I wrote down my plans for A and C to go ahead to make my plans work... So i'll resume my position as soon as i finish my stuff... Till now i've been looking for someone willing enough to go through good and bad times with me... Thats why i choose you E, but dont worry, i wont burden you now... So what do you think of my life?..

Kids if you wanna be cool...NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ask this dude here,siliren,for advise...

p.s he studies in smk kota kemuning as well..

RyuugaNeedsAHairStyle

2008-09-14T02:15:00.006+08:00

Fear not my indian jew friend...has you all know mr.ryuuga is having hair problems...his hair has no identity...as a friend,his amity is much stature to me.....lol...so i shall end his bickering of giving his hair a "style"

first of we have THE BRAIN...very very sophisticated looking & marquis looking..
then we have QUEEN AMIDALA...exotic,intriguing and vulgar...great for dinner parties.

This is for those who are a lil low on self esteem...or a jew...

This is prolly what ryuuga will be if he goes to delhi
And hey man if he decides to turn into a jew terrorist...well this is what he should get,its virile,valiant and jihadish...this is would vex mr.bush..

Ryuuga after 532135342135453 years

hey i found ryuuga's ancestors....and they got "HAIRSTYLE"..
i think the dude in the red bottoms is having a boner..

Ryuuga's pubes......

i know...

Following on, this is similar to ryuuga's original hair but with a touch of "STYLE"

.ah not forgettin...The Hippie

&
Modern/asian/im on dope hippie look..

Well thts all i can recommend...i really really hope i had appeased ryuuga... For his hair,will bring meaning to his life....

hail xashtur!!

look is it shampoo??..is it conditioner??..NO its..FON'SOUR!!

2008-09-12T23:50:00.003+08:00

well people..
stand up and shout
cuz we jus made it through our 1st week of exams
with minimal casualties of course!!

its been a fun week!!
a very HAIRY week if you catch my drift!!
here's a short story!!

in the epicly racially challenged land of 5 SCIENCE 3..
3 hairstyles fight for dominance over style!!

1st we have the MUSHROOMHEAD or rather the Fuu!!
this style is simple yet elegant!
covers half or more of the forehead!!
sum girls find it cute!!
and it is Foo's preferred look!!

next we have the EGGPLANTHEAD..
this style sported by Kenx Lum has attracted alot of attention..
for a guy who had a really nice hair do with medium length hair..
to me its one of those hair tragedies..DONT FUCKIN DO IT..
its spiky yet so..eggish..

and our new challenger..from the desolate lands of FWANCE..
it is the FOn'Sour..
its an ingenious rendition of the classic middle parted hair with a FRENCH twist!!
wielded by the SEAN..its extremely annoyingly CHI KIN ish...
the MUSHROOM and EGGPLANT have tried numerous attempts..
to MESS ze' Fon'Sour..
however with a mere part of his fingers..
Sean re-Fon'sour's himself with relative ease..

times like this make me think..
I LOVE THIS CLASS!!

on the other hand..
me coming from a high bred mixture of Indian..Jew and God knows what else..
am blessed or cursed with strange hair..
it is a mixture of straight and curves at some points..
yet now its a bit like Zohan's..proving that i DO have jewish traits..
YOWZA!!
yet my search is still on to find..my..HAIRSTYLE!!
never had one..hope i find one soon..

(okay people..i know hairstyles is a weird topic..
but that is the fundamentals of CAKUKMASTER..
what you find weird..we find cool..
when you say WHAT THE FUCK..we say..WHY THE FUCK NOT??..
so have fun..and if you want to post in our cbox..
pls at least have the decency to leave your name..
i mean if you got a problem with wat we post..
just say so..we'll be happy to make house calls..
but dont post anonymous comments..thats just..stupid
and uncivilized..haha..)

laterz public!!

and sean..one more thing..
BURN IN HELL!!

die emos..die!!

2008-09-10T22:04:00.004+08:00

Sean's homemade SEMEN ICE CREAM!! HE EATS IS EVERYDAY!!
Foo tried to rape my car...WHY!! LOOK at that EXPRESSION

hehe
meet the private lives of my fellow authors!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FRESH

2008-09-09T00:56:00.003+08:00

Real Fresh

i call this....RyuugaInDelhi..."cheatin"

The GodFather

eh?fuu???

2008-09-09T00:07:00.000+08:00

He's mine!

2008-09-08T15:52:00.001+08:00

:)

LOVE, GHOZTGUNNER.

Times Like These.....

2008-09-07T23:38:00.002+08:00

Well i can only sit here revering of whats coming tmr...
Its the BM paper,everyone all high in altitude studyin..and im just ...wandering about tmr..
Times like these i should really ask myself ,should i sloth around and accede of wats coming tmr or slot my ass of the study table being prepared for the paper....Ah! my ass just wont slot,its just sooooo abstruse...
Times like these i sit on a wooden chair ponder if i wasn't in malaysia....
Times like these when i wanna do sumthing fun,even as im about to ensconce myself on my bed, the gruesome thought of tmr fades my blithe away....
Times like these even masturbation wouldn't help.....yes not even if your thinking bout Ryuuga's mom.....*she is hot*...lol....Times like these being an atheist really sucks....hahaha...but it's still better than being a SKY DADDY WORSHIPER... lol... *asadasChristianSsfdfs*

time to sit my ass and make my books enliven me....

to every spm'er good luck! May Satan bestow ya'll with the adept to cheat & not get caught..HAIL XASHTUR!! hahaaaha

Trials baby!!

2008-09-07T21:10:00.002+08:00

trials start tomorrow!!

wow kinda fast huh??
and here i tot it was never gona come!!
to tell the truth im actually kinda hyped!!
time to go out there and see where i stand!!
i ve been TRYIN my freakin very best to study!!
HONESTLY I HAVE!!
so lets see what ive got...
whatever happens..i will shred SPM!!
one way or the other..this is promise YOU!!

so im sure you ppl are tinkin..
'if the trials are tmr then what da heck are you doin bloggin now??'
simple answer..im bored!lol

now gonna go do sum add maths..
I HAVE TO FREAKIN PASS THIS TIME!!
MUST MUST MUST!!!!
GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

whew..now that thats taken care off!!

WISHIN ALL YOU GUYS THE BESTEST OF LUCKY LUCK LUCK AND GUIDANCE
THROUGHOUT THIS ORDEAL AND ONWARDS!!
TAKE EM TO THE CLEANERS!!
PEACE AND GOD BLESS!!
I DONT CARE IF YOUR ATHIEST OR SATANIST OR WHATEVER!!
JUST TAKE MY WISHES AND GO!!

laterz ya'll!!

~~~~random quote~~~~
If we are meant to die someday,
why give IT the satisfaction of an easy reaping,
give DEATH hell or DIE tryin,
even DEATH needs to be kept on ITS feet,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't tell me that we're not meant to be, I'll never believe it.

2008-09-07T00:17:00.002+08:00

Woooow, my first post, being one of the blog shareholders. As some of you may know, I'm FuuBoy, and I'm here to meet your blog reading pleasures. And...THATS ALL FOLKS!

Goodbye~
Muakz to my fans~

2008-09-06T10:16:00.002+08:00

shit this kicks ass..its a kinda old song
but the vocalist death growls owns man!!

he's got real CHARISMA!!
kinda addictive too!!
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!

Vitas..

2008-09-03T23:56:00.002+08:00

Vitas is a russian pop opera talent.His vocals kicks the ass out of "Il Divo bitches" ..

E.M.O

2008-09-03T23:35:00.002+08:00

This is what i call E.M.O music..This is a one man band, his called Xasthur.
The art of depressive black metal is extreme,macabre, explosive & addictive to some.His perception of nothingness,darkness and faith is conveyed through his videos and lyrics.It is an whole set costume if one is to fully appreciate its content and sound.
Trashing drum beats, coarse repetitive guitar riffs,haunting vocals transits its listeners into a deep curiosity,depressive and renaissance mode. The lyrics are gloomy,diabolic and genius.This is satanic.....most of society would be compelled to listen or unable to appreciate such art because of their believes BUT hey to me this kicks!

so yea fuckin rawk on Xasthur!!

Greetings from riversean...

2008-09-01T21:49:00.001+08:00

If your thinking my real names sean..your far from truth...

First an introduction of myself..
I am riversean, i take emo to a whole new level, like any typical teenager,i aint very luscious.I'm a fan for macabre vids, darkwave & aggressiveness is my poison.I will be posting much of random topics about the social politics in the realms of my high school.lol*gay*.....mostly for the joke of it & yea maybe i do enjoy poking god.*wtf?*

In lieu of being very gay now,I shall end here for now...

to the all muslims..happy starving & hail xasthur!

From Ember To Inferno..

2008-09-01T18:30:00.000+08:00

Cakukmaster - The Blog

Yo humans..welcome to Cakuk Mania!
in tribute to one of the greatest melee weapons in history..
THE CROWBAR..props to Half-Life

on behalf of my fellow authors id like to say..
WELCOME AND PREPARE FOR OBLIVION!!

at this blog we put random..crazy..posts
its gona drive you insane!!
included are vids of epic comedic proportions!!

so sit back and enjoy!!

authors in this blog are :-
FuuBoy .. Joshua Dante(ghoztgunner) .. riversean ..

thanks and we will be postin more in time!!

laterz..
Ghoztgunner..