Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Updates!

ARE TO COME IN 2 DAYS, PATIENCE...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

AtTheBreakOfDawn..TheChemialGenocideAwaitsUsAll..

a very early morning to our dear readers!!

welcome to the early morning edition of...CAKUKMASTER!!

okay today if some of you dont know..
is the Start of the PureScience exams for all sad Science stream students!!

today is chemistry..
next monday is biology..
and next tuesday is physics..
and finally..on thursday is english for science and technology (EST)

after dat..hehe FREEDOM!!

so well..
wish us luck!!

and know dat our faithfull authors!
Myself and Riversean
will be back with more wacky lamentations after this hurdle!!

thank you for being so supportive of this site and cheerio oh mates!!

chaaaaaoooooooah!!

RyuugA

Sunday, November 16, 2008

TheBattle and our diction

Sorry dear readers for the silence from our blog. Its been a shitty week,2 more prosaic,mood dimming,grinding week for me and the other authors.Anyways, today i wanna blog about NEW VOCABS.

Ever since me and ryuuga's frequent tannying, we came up with rather universal curse words. Some were taken from mapek slangs to add a lil flavor to it ..

For our first word "SPACESHIP">> meaning Orgy,spinning orgy or group sex.
origin> penang rempits
sentence>>> Wei babe mari kiter buat spaceship ngan mak minah tu.
nouns and adjectives> berspaceship,mengspaceship,berspaceship-spaceship,spaceshipping,berspaceshiping
additions>SPACESHIP ROTI CANAI
meaning>spin the girl while shes on your ding dong.



2. Togeter-geter
meaning>> together,close friendship,doing something simultaneously
orgin>> said to be from some malay radio station.
sentence>Mari kiter togeter-geter makan babi
nouns and adjectives>togeter-geterring,bertogeter-geter
additions>none

3.SiongKia
meaning>drive by.
origin>ryuuga's car and myanmar
sentence>OK...ok...ok bro ready ah,ready bro.....1....2.....3....SIONGKIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
nouns& adjectives>none
additions>none
4.Poopypt
meaning>bitch,slut,whore,
origin>kota ria
sentence>John! your a poopypt
nouns & adjectives>poopypting,pooppytness,poopyptlization
additions>JOHN THE POOPYPT
meaning>john is a poopypt
5.Kuchita
meaning>annoying ryuuga,disturbing,fucking,bitching,wacking,gang rape,bully
origin>also in ryuuga's car
sentence>we shall kuchita john when he reaches the roundabout.
nouns & adjectives>kuchitaring,berkuchita
additions>none

6.Puzzle
meaning>no specific meaning,but closely related to emotional drinking expression
origin>WC
sentence>I must solve the puzzle,the puzzle is waiting for me!!
noun adjectives>puzzling,berpuzzle-puzzle,puzzleness,puzzlizing,berpuzzlelan
additions>none
6.Fon'sour
meaning>french waiter hairstly/ center parting
origin>riversean
sentence>i am fench,and my hair is fon'sour
nouns & adjectives>berfon'sourlan
addition>Don't touch My Fon'sour
meaning>seriously don't touch my hair.


more or less like this dude
7.Khaleed
meaning>drinking spot,drinking session,getting piss drunk,pakistani guard
origin>the field near soong's house
sentence>we khaleed tonight like we've never khaleed before.
nouns & adjectives>none
additions>Khaleed not working
meaning>khaleed off duty

not khaleed.











Khaleed!!





8.sport rim
meaning>sporting
origin>mek
sentence>alar ko x sport rim ar
nouns & adjectives> none
additions>Mek is a malay boy
meaning>there is no meaning for a malay boy
ini baru sport rim

9.Morbid
meaning>for farewells
origin>pavitra
sentence>this blog is soo morbid,all about farewells
nouns&aedjectives>none
additions>pavitra dont make sense
meaning>dungu


THIS IS MORBID

10.Rough Hokkien Chick
meaning>one of me and ryuuga's goodfriends gf
origin>macdonalds
sentence>he likes a good rough time with his rough hokkien chick
nouns & adjectives>none,sadly
additions>he likes pain,extreme pain
meaning>RHC gives him pain
guess whats wrong with this pic?

hail xashtur!!!


Sunday, November 2, 2008

OurGraduationFromTheInstistutionWeCallSanitarium

Had Our Graduation on friday..notin extreme..rather tacky but fun nevertheless!!
Hey it aint bout the ambience..its bout the fantabulous incredulous ridulosity
you can have with buds who have been wit u throughout high school!!
So Kudos to our Life as high-schoolers!!

From left..Yi Zhong/Jordell..Afiq/Pocong Troll..Foo/Fuu..Me..Shyuan/Angela
Annastasia Dionysia Lay..Denise/Mangkuk..dat hantu behind is Sarguna/Cow

there were WAY more pics..but i havent got them!!

here is a link to the facebook site wit the photos!!
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=45669&id=702318232&ref=nf

SMKKK IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE STUDENTS WHO MAKE IT HELL!!


MAGNUS EXORCIMUS EL DIABLO SIGARDIO SANCTUS!!


laterz peeps..
oh btw..i dono how to off the underline thingy..NOO

lol

ciao readers!

This Concludes The CakukMaster Broadcast of the day..
Ryuuga signin off..

tzzzzzzzzzzz..Poof!

Friday, October 31, 2008

DayAtSatan'sResidence

lol must have been a really borin day man!!
this happened yesterday..which was wednesday!!

pretty much a super borin day!!
studied a bit..parents were out!
had to go lunch..searched for a luncheon buddy..
to no avail..fate paired me up with Satan's shadow on earth..
RIVERSEAN!

ok so i picked him up after searchin for a shirt..then we drove around
lookin for a spot to get sum grub..most of the shops were dirty..DUH!
so we tot we'd try out this shop..MEATBALL NOODLE HOUSE!!

to be honest..pork meat balls rock!! PORK IS TASTY BUT OH SO FREAKY!!
then we were bored..so tot id hang at Satan's Abode for awhile!
Satan graciously agreed!!

went to his house..sed his to his MAMA..met his young bro..Mitchell..
who is such a small little tyke! Told Satan to show me sum guitar shredding!

he played it pretty good! easily for about an hour+!!
then we decided to rock out and headbang with dum rock tunes!!
we did..ROB ZOMBIE with his album..THE SINISTER URGE!!

awesome songs like Iron Head..Dead Girl Superstar and House Of 1000 Corpses!!
real fun! we sang and screamed and simply went wild!!
then after goofin off a bit i took leave of my demonic bro!!

took sum pics too!! HAHA


HeIsMineFOREVER!!



India dengan MichaelLontong!


JewCuriAkuPunyaTopi!!



Dats it for now!

we gonna try doin more Photo blog posts from now on..its kinda fun actually!!

Thank You For Visiting CakukMaster!!

WE MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE LITTLE PIGGIES!! GRUUEEEEEKKKK!!!


take care ya'll!
Ryuuga did a Houdini!
*POOF*

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Deepavali Day

Hello folks...Well I'm here to post my Deepavali day with most of my classmates...It was KICK ASS..Got up in the afternoon..waited for ryuuga to pick me up...then picked Mr.foo up...Then we went on a open house spree...was kick ass food and people all day...oh oh oh besides that it was kenx lil bro's bday and he had another open house..so me and ryuuga and josh pit stopped over and got ourselves a lil chinese cuisine and beer. I'm gonna post pics now.hehe enjoy.. I s


SpaceshipBros

TouchME

The Indian


PeaceGuru


WeWishWeWereHigh

JoshOnWeed

hail xashtur!!!