SuperPeople

I am Iron man,Balls of fury,durable dick,body like Bill Murray..
We are BABE TEAM
I like fat people they rock...they got FUPA(fat upper pussy area)
I like sleeping on them,its like lying on a water bed...
Fat people enliven me...enthrall me!







fuck im soo bored..

The Family Mob(bullshit)

This was written pre-request from E, other people that reads and find it interesting and wants to join the family, leave me a comment... So I'll start from the very beginning... It was 2003, I was 12, being a gangster was going for suicide that time, but i still insisted, so there, i was just a small and very young kid start off, of cause i dint do it alone, someone else helped, his name was C, he's the smartest street-smart person i knew till now, the teaches me how to be the number one in the streets, taught me how to fight, how to manage my things, especially getting through the other families... I got my crew of 18 people from 12 years old to 20 years old, C told me it will be hard for members to respect me at my current age, so i let him be my adviser, but to the family knowledge, he's the leader... Its this time, i started my small little operation, following the biggest leader( A.K.A Don Michelle ). Me and the Don was related as family( real family bloodline)... The Don gave C to guide me through my life as part of the family... I did things very wild... 16Th January 2004, my teenage life starts, this is when i have to go through the local thugs wannabe gangsters... I've been involve in street fights at least 14 times on that year, just to prove i own this streets and i deserve my respect... 3rd April 2005, i was declared as the strongest in the streets, that time i notice... Fighting for streets is just barbaric... So i ordered to take down all the small gang leaders... Of cause it wasn't easy, i got my scar from it... 20 November 2005 i was call-ed my The Don herself personally to meet her in China, i went... My life change after that meeting... 1st January 2006, i was ask to shift for a more normal and peacefull life in Kota Kemuning... My family wanted me to know how it feels to be normal and powerless, so i promise i will not start recruiting people here... Things in my area was normal and could be better if i was around, i left my command to C, while i'm gone... I also appointed A, as my personal assistant and personal adviser, for your knowing A is a girl... nothing much happen in 2007... 4th March 2008 i was given a chance to make this mob as my own with the supervision of The Don herself... So till June 2008, i stop my little operation as i wanted to focus on this exam... I wrote down my plans for A and C to go ahead to make my plans work... So i'll resume my position as soon as i finish my stuff... Till now i've been looking for someone willing enough to go through good and bad times with me... Thats why i choose you E, but dont worry, i wont burden you now... So what do you think of my life?..

Kids if you wanna be cool...NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ask this dude here,siliren,for advise...

p.s he studies in smk kota kemuning as well..

RyuugaNeedsAHairStyle

Fear not my indian jew friend...has you all know mr.ryuuga is having hair problems...his hair has no identity...as a friend,his amity is much stature to me.....lol...so i shall end his bickering of giving his hair a "style"


first of we have THE BRAIN...very very sophisticated looking & marquis looking..
then we have QUEEN AMIDALA...exotic,intriguing and vulgar...great for dinner parties.


This is for those who are a lil low on self esteem...or a jew...

This is prolly what ryuuga will be if he goes to delhi
And hey man if he decides to turn into a jew terrorist...well this is what he should get,its virile,valiant and jihadish...this is would vex mr.bush..

Ryuuga after 532135342135453 years

hey i found ryuuga's ancestors....and they got "HAIRSTYLE"..
i think the dude in the red bottoms is having a boner..

Ryuuga's pubes......

i know...

Following on, this is similar to ryuuga's original hair but with a touch of "STYLE"

.ah not forgettin...The Hippie


&
Modern/asian/im on dope hippie look..

Well thts all i can recommend...i really really hope i had appeased ryuuga... For his hair,will bring meaning to his life....

hail xashtur!!

look is it shampoo??..is it conditioner??..NO its..FON'SOUR!!

well people..
stand up and shout
cuz we jus made it through our 1st week of exams
with minimal casualties of course!!

its been a fun week!!
a very HAIRY week if you catch my drift!!
here's a short story!!

in the epicly racially challenged land of 5 SCIENCE 3..
3 hairstyles fight for dominance over style!!

1st we have the MUSHROOMHEAD or rather the Fuu!!
this style is simple yet elegant!
covers half or more of the forehead!!
sum girls find it cute!!
and it is Foo's preferred look!!

next we have the EGGPLANTHEAD..
this style sported by Kenx Lum has attracted alot of attention..
for a guy who had a really nice hair do with medium length hair..
to me its one of those hair tragedies..DONT FUCKIN DO IT..
its spiky yet so..eggish..

and our new challenger..from the desolate lands of FWANCE..
it is the FOn'Sour..
its an ingenious rendition of the classic middle parted hair with a FRENCH twist!!
wielded by the SEAN..its extremely annoyingly CHI KIN ish...
the MUSHROOM and EGGPLANT have tried numerous attempts..
to MESS ze' Fon'Sour..
however with a mere part of his fingers..
Sean re-Fon'sour's himself with relative ease..

times like this make me think..
I LOVE THIS CLASS!!

on the other hand..
me coming from a high bred mixture of Indian..Jew and God knows what else..
am blessed or cursed with strange hair..
it is a mixture of straight and curves at some points..
yet now its a bit like Zohan's..proving that i DO have jewish traits..
YOWZA!!
yet my search is still on to find..my..HAIRSTYLE!!
never had one..hope i find one soon..


(okay people..i know hairstyles is a weird topic..
but that is the fundamentals of CAKUKMASTER..
what you find weird..we find cool..
when you say WHAT THE FUCK..we say..WHY THE FUCK NOT??..
so have fun..and if you want to post in our cbox..
pls at least have the decency to leave your name..
i mean if you got a problem with wat we post..
just say so..we'll be happy to make house calls..
but dont post anonymous comments..thats just..stupid
and uncivilized..haha..)

laterz public!!

and sean..one more thing..
BURN IN HELL!!

die emos..die!!

Sean's homemade SEMEN ICE CREAM!! HE EATS IS EVERYDAY!!
Foo tried to rape my car...WHY!! LOOK at that EXPRESSION


hehe
meet the private lives of my fellow authors!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FRESH

Real Fresh

i call this....RyuugaInDelhi..."cheatin"

The GodFather

eh?fuu???

He's mine!

:)

LOVE, GHOZTGUNNER.

Times Like These.....

Well i can only sit here revering of whats coming tmr...
Its the BM paper,everyone all high in altitude studyin..and im just ...wandering about tmr..
Times like these i should really ask myself ,should i sloth around and accede of wats coming tmr or slot my ass of the study table being prepared for the paper....Ah! my ass just wont slot,its just sooooo abstruse...
Times like these i sit on a wooden chair ponder if i wasn't in malaysia....
Times like these when i wanna do sumthing fun,even as im about to ensconce myself on my bed, the gruesome thought of tmr fades my blithe away....
Times like these even masturbation wouldn't help.....yes not even if your thinking bout Ryuuga's mom.....*she is hot*...lol....Times like these being an atheist really sucks....hahaha...but it's still better than being a SKY DADDY WORSHIPER... lol... *asadasChristianSsfdfs*

time to sit my ass and make my books enliven me....

to every spm'er good luck! May Satan bestow ya'll with the adept to cheat & not get caught..HAIL XASHTUR!! hahaaaha

Trials baby!!

trials start tomorrow!!

wow kinda fast huh??
and here i tot it was never gona come!!
to tell the truth im actually kinda hyped!!
time to go out there and see where i stand!!
i ve been TRYIN my freakin very best to study!!
HONESTLY I HAVE!!
so lets see what ive got...
whatever happens..i will shred SPM!!
one way or the other..this is promise YOU!!

so im sure you ppl are tinkin..
'if the trials are tmr then what da heck are you doin bloggin now??'
simple answer..im bored!lol

now gonna go do sum add maths..
I HAVE TO FREAKIN PASS THIS TIME!!
MUST MUST MUST!!!!
GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

whew..now that thats taken care off!!


WISHIN ALL YOU GUYS THE BESTEST OF LUCKY LUCK LUCK AND GUIDANCE
THROUGHOUT THIS ORDEAL AND ONWARDS!!
TAKE EM TO THE CLEANERS!!
PEACE AND GOD BLESS!!
I DONT CARE IF YOUR ATHIEST OR SATANIST OR WHATEVER!!
JUST TAKE MY WISHES AND GO!!

laterz ya'll!!

~~~~random quote~~~~
If we are meant to die someday,
why give IT the satisfaction of an easy reaping,
give DEATH hell or DIE tryin,
even DEATH needs to be kept on ITS feet,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't tell me that we're not meant to be, I'll never believe it.

Woooow, my first post, being one of the blog shareholders. As some of you may know, I'm FuuBoy, and I'm here to meet your blog reading pleasures. And...THATS ALL FOLKS!

Goodbye~
Muakz to my fans~

shit this kicks ass..its a kinda old song
but the vocalist death growls owns man!!

he's got real CHARISMA!!
kinda addictive too!!
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!

Vitas..

Vitas is a russian pop opera talent.His vocals kicks the ass out of "Il Divo bitches" ..

E.M.O

This is what i call E.M.O music..This is a one man band, his called Xasthur.
The art of depressive black metal is extreme,macabre, explosive & addictive to some.His perception of nothingness,darkness and faith is conveyed through his videos and lyrics.It is an whole set costume if one is to fully appreciate its content and sound.
Trashing drum beats, coarse repetitive guitar riffs,haunting vocals transits its listeners into a deep curiosity,depressive and renaissance mode. The lyrics are gloomy,diabolic and genius.This is satanic.....most of society would be compelled to listen or unable to appreciate such art because of their believes BUT hey to me this kicks!


so yea fuckin rawk on Xasthur!!

Greetings from riversean...

If your thinking my real names sean..your far from truth...

First an introduction of myself..
I am riversean, i take emo to a whole new level, like any typical teenager,i aint very luscious.I'm a fan for macabre vids, darkwave & aggressiveness is my poison.I will be posting much of random topics about the social politics in the realms of my high school.lol*gay*.....mostly for the joke of it & yea maybe i do enjoy poking god.*wtf?*

In lieu of being very gay now,I shall end here for now...

to the all muslims..happy starving & hail xasthur!

From Ember To Inferno..

Cakukmaster - The Blog

Yo humans..welcome to Cakuk Mania!
in tribute to one of the greatest melee weapons in history..
THE CROWBAR..props to Half-Life

on behalf of my fellow authors id like to say..
WELCOME AND PREPARE FOR OBLIVION!!

at this blog we put random..crazy..posts
its gona drive you insane!!
included are vids of epic comedic proportions!!

so sit back and enjoy!!

authors in this blog are :-
FuuBoy .. Joshua Dante(ghoztgunner) .. riversean ..

thanks and we will be postin more in time!!

laterz..
Ghoztgunner..