CAKUK MANIA!

Monday, September 29, 2008

SuperPeople

I am Iron man,Balls of fury,durable dick,body like Bill Murray..

We are BABE TEAM

I like fat people they rock...they got FUPA(fat upper pussy area)
I like sleeping on them,its like lying on a water bed...
Fat people enliven me...enthrall me!

fuck im soo bored..

Friday, September 26, 2008

This was written pre-request from E, other people that reads and find it interesting and wants to join the family, leave me a comment... So I'll start from the very beginning... It was 2003, I was 12, being a gangster was going for suicide that time, but i still insisted, so there, i was just a small and very young kid start off, of cause i dint do it alone, someone else helped, his name was C, he's the smartest street-smart person i knew till now, the teaches me how to be the number one in the streets, taught me how to fight, how to manage my things, especially getting through the other families... I got my crew of 18 people from 12 years old to 20 years old, C told me it will be hard for members to respect me at my current age, so i let him be my adviser, but to the family knowledge, he's the leader... Its this time, i started my small little operation, following the biggest leader( A.K.A Don Michelle ). Me and the Don was related as family( real family bloodline)... The Don gave C to guide me through my life as part of the family... I did things very wild... 16Th January 2004, my teenage life starts, this is when i have to go through the local thugs wannabe gangsters... I've been involve in street fights at least 14 times on that year, just to prove i own this streets and i deserve my respect... 3rd April 2005, i was declared as the strongest in the streets, that time i notice... Fighting for streets is just barbaric... So i ordered to take down all the small gang leaders... Of cause it wasn't easy, i got my scar from it... 20 November 2005 i was call-ed my The Don herself personally to meet her in China, i went... My life change after that meeting... 1st January 2006, i was ask to shift for a more normal and peacefull life in Kota Kemuning... My family wanted me to know how it feels to be normal and powerless, so i promise i will not start recruiting people here... Things in my area was normal and could be better if i was around, i left my command to C, while i'm gone... I also appointed A, as my personal assistant and personal adviser, for your knowing A is a girl... nothing much happen in 2007... 4th March 2008 i was given a chance to make this mob as my own with the supervision of The Don herself... So till June 2008, i stop my little operation as i wanted to focus on this exam... I wrote down my plans for A and C to go ahead to make my plans work... So i'll resume my position as soon as i finish my stuff... Till now i've been looking for someone willing enough to go through good and bad times with me... Thats why i choose you E, but dont worry, i wont burden you now... So what do you think of my life?..

Kids if you wanna be cool...NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ask this dude here,siliren,for advise...

p.s he studies in smk kota kemuning as well..

Sunday, September 14, 2008

RyuugaNeedsAHairStyle

Fear not my indian jew friend...has you all know mr.ryuuga is having hair problems...his hair has no identity...as a friend,his amity is much stature to me.....lol...so i shall end his bickering of giving his hair a "style"

first of we have THE BRAIN...very very sophisticated looking & marquis looking..

then we have QUEEN AMIDALA...exotic,intriguing and vulgar...great for dinner parties.

This is for those who are a lil low on self esteem...or a jew...

This is prolly what ryuuga will be if he goes to delhi

And hey man if he decides to turn into a jew terrorist...well this is what he should get,its virile,valiant and jihadish...this is would vex mr.bush..

Ryuuga after 532135342135453 years

hey i found ryuuga's ancestors....and they got "HAIRSTYLE"..
i think the dude in the red bottoms is having a boner..

Ryuuga's pubes......

i know...

Following on, this is similar to ryuuga's original hair but with a touch of "STYLE"

.ah not forgettin...The Hippie

&
Modern/asian/im on dope hippie look..

Well thts all i can recommend...i really really hope i had appeased ryuuga... For his hair,will bring meaning to his life....

hail xashtur!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

look is it shampoo??..is it conditioner??..NO its..FON'SOUR!!

well people..
stand up and shout
cuz we jus made it through our 1st week of exams
with minimal casualties of course!!

its been a fun week!!
a very HAIRY week if you catch my drift!!
here's a short story!!

in the epicly racially challenged land of 5 SCIENCE 3..
3 hairstyles fight for dominance over style!!

1st we have the MUSHROOMHEAD or rather the Fuu!!
this style is simple yet elegant!
covers half or more of the forehead!!
sum girls find it cute!!
and it is Foo's preferred look!!

next we have the EGGPLANTHEAD..
this style sported by Kenx Lum has attracted alot of attention..
for a guy who had a really nice hair do with medium length hair..
to me its one of those hair tragedies..DONT FUCKIN DO IT..
its spiky yet so..eggish..

and our new challenger..from the desolate lands of FWANCE..
it is the FOn'Sour..
its an ingenious rendition of the classic middle parted hair with a FRENCH twist!!
wielded by the SEAN..its extremely annoyingly CHI KIN ish...
the MUSHROOM and EGGPLANT have tried numerous attempts..
to MESS ze' Fon'Sour..
however with a mere part of his fingers..
Sean re-Fon'sour's himself with relative ease..

times like this make me think..
I LOVE THIS CLASS!!

on the other hand..
me coming from a high bred mixture of Indian..Jew and God knows what else..
am blessed or cursed with strange hair..
it is a mixture of straight and curves at some points..
yet now its a bit like Zohan's..proving that i DO have jewish traits..
YOWZA!!
yet my search is still on to find..my..HAIRSTYLE!!
never had one..hope i find one soon..

(okay people..i know hairstyles is a weird topic..
but that is the fundamentals of CAKUKMASTER..
what you find weird..we find cool..
when you say WHAT THE FUCK..we say..WHY THE FUCK NOT??..
so have fun..and if you want to post in our cbox..
pls at least have the decency to leave your name..
i mean if you got a problem with wat we post..
just say so..we'll be happy to make house calls..
but dont post anonymous comments..thats just..stupid
and uncivilized..haha..)

laterz public!!

and sean..one more thing..
BURN IN HELL!!